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Post by Kaye~Twins~Koby on Jul 22, 2009 22:02:48 GMT -6
Ok so for this game you write a sentence that carries on from the one above, to form a story, throw in some random twists and turns to make it fun, exciting, funny and or wacky. I will add the sentences together and update it here,
The Story: The day was clear and the sun was hot, Parsley the alien space bunny from the planet Zargoth looked up at the sun with hatred, Zargothians hated the heat, and it was not making his mission on Earth easy.
“Blast ye sun!” Parsley shook his little bunny fist up at the feiry orb in the sky, scowling his displeasure at having to endure the harsh torridity which seemed fixed on on incinerating him.
“This was not in the travel brochure!” He cried to the heaven’s, as if in hope that his alien space bunny leader could hear him. Alien space bunny ear’s where superior to the subordinate ‘normal’ bunny species that lived on Earth, but they weren’t that good.
Parsley knew his mission was to begin today and he could not let Zero down, for Zero was not a forgiving alien space bunny leader, he did not tolerate disobedience or failure. Hopping out of the burrow and looking around the terrain, the plants already wilting in the blistering heat, he saw that no one was around. And lifting up his little bunny wrist he pressed the human button, and within seconds he stood in the middle of the bush butt naked as a human man.
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Dale McCall
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Elements of the past and future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
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Post by Dale McCall on Jul 23, 2009 7:23:42 GMT -6
I'll join in Luckily I am familiar with the alien space bunny race. I know how their little alien space bunny mind's work. Parsley though? I would have called him 'Stew', or 'Pelt', or 'Thumper', or 'Fluffy' - you know, something rabbitish. Parlsey reminds me of Simon and Garfunkle.“Blast ye sun!” Parsley shook his little bunny fist up at the feiry orb in the sky, scowling his displeasure at having to endure the harsh torridity which seemed fixed on on incinerating him.
“This was not in the travel brochure!” He cried to the heaven’s, as if in hope that his alien space bunny leader could hear him. Alien space bunny ear’s where superior to the subordinate ‘normal’ bunny species that lived on Earth, but they weren’t that good.
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Post by Kaye~Twins~Koby on Jul 25, 2009 8:53:48 GMT -6
hehe I laughed at my own brilliance! Parsley knew his mission was to begin today and he could not let Zero down, for Zero was not a forgiving alien space bunny leader, he did not tolerate disobedience or failure. Hopping out of the burrow and looking around the terrain, the plants already wilting in the blistering heat, he saw that no one was around. And lifting up his little bunny wrist he pressed the human button, and within seconds he stood in the middle of the bush butt naked as a human man.
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Dale McCall
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Elements of the past and future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
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Post by Dale McCall on Aug 4, 2009 0:53:29 GMT -6
The transformation complete, Parsley craned his neck to look behind him, realizing that his little fluffy bunny tail was still in place above his human tail-bone. “Damn technology. Piece of junk.” He muttered to himself, as he shook the little watch around his wrist, holding it to his ear so that he could hear the faint, ‘tick, tick, tick’. With a firm tap, Parsley pressed another symbol on the little dial and moments later, fabric began to weave out of the little clock face around his unclad body. “There we...wow!“ He exclaimed, realizing that he was now wearing a pink tutu, silver stack-heel boot’s and a glittery cowgirl vest. “Damn, I look hawt!”
Then, with another more zealous tap to the watch, music began emitting from the side; ‘Stayin’ Alive - Bee Gees’
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around since I was born.” He began to strut through the forest, clicking his fingers as he went, “Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alivvvvve.”
He knew that Zero was a vengeful leader; if he knew that Parsley was strutting about the forest instead of planning their main objective, he would be furious! He’d probably let loose his army of Shakespearean sumo wrestlers on poor Parsley!
What is their mission, you ask? Well, the plan is quite simple. To deface all wax statue’s in the world. Alien Space Bunny's find wax very offensive. There the statues are, goading you with their waxy faces - it offends them on site. Before they can stop themselves they just get into a frenzy and start stabbing the wax statue’s with biro’s and pouring Tabasco sauce on them. It’s like a witches coven.
Second mission? To send a load of people to colonize Mars. They would have to mate in space, and then their children would be sent back to Earth in 50 years time. Then you’d beam the show to Mars for them to watch their children living on Earth. It’d go back and forth, like Mars tennis. Parsley and Zero would present it from their space station. God that sounds awful. I wouldn’t watch it. Anyone for ambient tennis?occ: I've always wanted to deface a wax statue/mannequin like that. They're bloody creepy
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