Life's a blooper reel - Dale (Edited)

[Dale McCall]

~:Alright, my name is DALE, an’ this, is my disco:~

I‘m EIGHTEEN. I talk FUNNY. I come from LONDON.

I’m a devilish li’l comb’nation of sligh’ly bored, qui’e hungry, and mildly hyper-active, and everyfink. I’m a bi’ like a child. I don’ have any malice. I’m even friendly to monsters. I talk to anyone. Kids feel like they can approach me, which is nice. I’m a child-man.



~:Theme song to my life:~



Fame is a bi’ Nietzschean. For everythin’ good, somethin’ bad happens to you, so you have to sor’ of be careful.

Me mum and dad are qui’e hippyish, so I’m pretty naive. I take everyone at face value.

Me stupid face. It’s too big.

I’m strong, like a flea. A really powerful flea.

The more glam you look an’ the more you believe your own hype, the more likely you are to get your 'ead cut off. I learned tha’ when I saw a dragonfly being decapita’ed by ants.

Trousers can never be too tigh’. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everyfink stretches out.

I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am, an’ we all ran ‘round in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve ‘ad since I was seven. An’ I thought: it’s not abou’ drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s abou’ running around in your socks, changing direction! In a front room in Leicester.

There’s no’ enough psychedelic stuff on the telly. I wan’ the world to be a bi’ weirder than it is. I hate reali’y, so I hate reali’y telly. But I love Columbo.

My motives are always ultruistic. That means 'nice to other people, mate'

Danger mouse's real name is, Brian. How could that nickname could arive naturally. Unless you had the qualities of a mouse and were constantly in danger. People might go, 'we may as well call you danger mouse'. Circumstance dictates.

I never did tha’ badly with women, but when women try it on with me, I still wonder why. It’s strange, coz I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards.

I’m a mischievous drunk. Everything becomes somethin’ else, like bread or oranges or wallpaper. That’s wha’ happens.

It’s important to keep the chain of influences going. Someone you admire likes Bob Dylan, who likes Woody Guthrie... It’s important, otherwise people just disappear.

I don’t have back-to-front ram’s legs, but I feel like I have. I used to tell kid’s I was half-man, half-animal. A man is funny, but a man with antlers is hilarious. An’ I’m going to see this experimen’ through to the end.

~:Relationship
Bits:~

~:FRIEND’S:~

~:I wanna know about these strangers like me - Strangers:~

~:Is there life on Mars? - Just met:~

~:I’m happy, hope your happy too - Friend of a friend:~

~:Ashes to ashes, funk to funky - Fleeting glances:~

~:Wonder if he’ll ever know, he’s in the best selling show - On and off friends:~

~:Let’s do the time warp again - First-name basis:~

~:Don’t go away so soon - Good terms:~

~:Ain’t no need to pick apart me, ‘cause what you get, is what you see - Respect:~

~:So if you’re ever feeling down, grab your purse and take a taxi, to the darker side of town, that’s where we’ll be - Party Friends :~

~:When will our paths cross again? - Secret friends:~

~:Let’s dance to joy division, and raise our glass to the ceiling - Good friends:~

~:Let’s dance to joy division, and celebrate the irony, everything is going wrong, but we’re so happy - Best friends:~

~:Warm moonlight over my horizon, she’s a slice of heaven - Mutual attraction:~

~:That’s when I gotta play the clown for you. Black humor made you kick your blues - Let’s help each other out:~

~:You rub my back, I’ll rub yours - Former enemies:~

~:LOVE:~

~:I was trying to catch your eye. Thought the you was trying to hide - Fleeting glances:~

~:Oh, heaven let your light shine down - Sexual tension:~

~:So let the love tear us apart, I’ve found the cure for a broken heart - Friend’s with benefits:~

~:As soon as you say hello, you say good-bye again - One-sided attraction:~

~:I miss you like I miss the water when I’m burning - Mutual attraction:~

:~Just one look into your eyes, one look and I’m cryin’ ‘cause you’re so beautiful - Physical attraction:~

~:Let’s dance to joy division, and raise our glass to the ceiling - Flirt:~

~:If I should wander, would you come for me? - Fondness:~

Nobodies wanna be somebodies - Adoration:~

~:She’s just a fine young thing. Someday she’ll wear my ring - In love:~

~:FOE’S:~

~:I didn’t mean to hurt you dear the word’s just came out wrong - Misunderstanding:~

~:Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control - Loosing you:~

~:You’re part of company sin - Disrespect:~

~:And there’s a feeling of misconception in the air - Distrust:~

~:Everybody knows the deal is rotten - Jealousy:~

~:Everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed - Rivalry:~

~:The very fabric of sound seems to be unravelling - Annoyance:~

~:Why can’t we just all get along - Friendly rivalry:~

~:Sometime’s I call out for you, and sometimes I’m afraid - Afraid of:~

~:Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping - Jealous:~

~:A rat always knows when he’s in with weasels - Avoidance:~

~:You got blood on your hand’s, it ain’t me to blame - Backstabbed:~

~:Another wrong good-bye and a hundred sailors - Tension:~

~:Better keep your distance from this tangled shape I’m in - Annoyance:~

~:The nail gets hammered down and it’s over, let it go - Friend turned enemy:~

~:I catch your eye and the barrel points at me - Cruelty:~

~:I’m loosing my faith - One-sided dislike/hatred:~

~:When I think about you, I puke - Mutual dislike/hatred:~

~:Looks like your tickle has become a scratch - Intolerable:~[/b]


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[Luke Peters]

giselle montgomery renard | seventeen | female|

I do believe Dale might just be the coolest person I've ever met. Sure, I've just met him, but that shouldn't matter, right? I dig every part of that cool cat, from his high-heeled boots all the way up to his perfectly styled 'do. He's a complete hypocrite to everything that is typical male, but for me, that's what makes him so likable! I definitely look forward to hanging out with him again, that's for certain!

~:Is there life on Mars? - Just met:~
~:Let’s do the time warp again - First-name basis:~
~:Don’t go away so soon - Good terms:~
~:If I should wander, would you come for me? - Fondness:~


DALE says “If I said something, then post it here. If I didn’t, then leave blank.”

Giselle says “We should hang out more; get to know each other better. Maybe you can do my hair? (;”